Well, to test out my theories, I have some friends coming over tomorrow, and I am going to cook the 3 styles I mentioned in my first post. I should have something for you on Friday. My wife bought the bacon and Sausage today. I am practicing for the huge 100 person reunion coming up at the end of next month.
You should roast a whole hog for the reunion. I tried to talk the director of my summer linguistics program here in North Dakota to let me do it... but to no avail.